So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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