How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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