Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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