go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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