Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Randomize
