he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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