Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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