Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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