The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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