If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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