My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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