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I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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