You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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