yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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