She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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