Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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