last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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