we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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