Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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