So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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