we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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