Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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