The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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