Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
