Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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