plz talk dirty to me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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