She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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