I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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