I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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