Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize