Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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