Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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