don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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