We should be called the Road Head Warriors
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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