He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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