Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I love having hate sex.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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