It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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