Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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