He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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