That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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