You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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