just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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