4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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