I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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