sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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