Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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