I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
