Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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