question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We just shotgunned beers for America
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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