Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
