pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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