The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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