my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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