my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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