do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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